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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope


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foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”


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virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

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excessunrated:

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weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

But, why?

This is fucken hilarious.

Maybe it’s bath salts coloring the water? Coloring to indicate different water temperature?

Not everything is about gender in marketing, you know.

Then that man is just coincidentally happy in his cold bath next to this women who is not actually his hetero life mate.
And she is also coincidentally happy in her warm bath next to the man who is a near-stranger, but just happens to really love social-but-distinctly-separate cold baths.
The colours, commonly used to indicate gender in advertising, are a total coincidence. These people, of no clear relation, just happen to respectively enjoy warm and cold baths, and need that temperature to be obviously and wordlessly communicated to the other party involved. They clink their glasses to affirm that the temperatures of their baths have been successfully communicated.

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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dollykitten:

The plane roof has little lights to imitate stars //

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